Some Good Jokes Featuring Barack Obama

Here are some good jokes about our most unqualified president.

Through The Mouths of Babes

I  recently asked my neighbors’ little girl what she wanted to be when  she grows up. She said she wanted to be President someday. Both of  her parents, are liberal Democrats, were standing there, so I asked  her, ‘If you were President what would be the first thing you would  do?’

She replied, ‘I’d give food and houses to all the  homeless people.’

Her parents beamed with  pride.

’Wow…what a worthy goal.’ I told her, ‘But you don’t  have to wait until you’re President to do that! You can come over to  my house and mow the lawn, pull weeds, and rake my yard, and I’ll  pay you $50. Then I’ll take you over to the grocery store where the  homeless guy hangs out, and you can give him the $50 to use toward  food and a new house.‘

She thought that over for a few  seconds, then she looked me straight in the eye and asked, “Why  doesn’t the homeless guy come over and do the work, and you can just  pay him the $50?”

I said, ‘Welcome to the Republican  Party.’ Her parents still aren’t speaking to  me.

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